Special thanks in no particular order:
Microsoft and Microsoft Support – for providing great software and horrible customer support experience, without which none of this would have been possible.
This guy – https://ski.ihoc.net/ – for making skifree a thing.
Dan Hough – http://www.danhough.com/blog/skifree-js/ – for making skifree.js a thing ?!
This guy – http://www.chezpoor.com/minesweeper/minesweeper.html – for bringing the minesweeper experience to your browser.
Yash Bhardwaj – https://codepen.io/yashbhardwaj/pen/hHgtE – for the awesome screensaver animation.
Tim Holman – http://tholman.com/blue-screen-of-death/ – for making the web a better place!