Archive for March, 2017

Do They Have a Phone Number?

Monday, March 27th, 2017

Martin: Ok, an attempt to call Microsoft support – take 2.

MS Support: Welcome to Microsoft. If you have a special access code, press 9, or, wait on the line for additional options.

If you are a home user, please press ‘1’.

Martin: (presses 1)

MS Support: Please choose one of the following options. If you are trying or can’t start your Microsoft program, please press ‘1’. If you need help with forgotten passwords for your Microsoft account or Windows Live Services such as outlook.com, one drive or skype, press ‘2’. For technical support, for all Microsoft products, press ‘3’.  For support about subscriptions for Microsoft press …

Martin: (presses 3)

MS Support: Please choose your product. For all Windows versions, Explorer, Edge or viruses and malware, press ‘1’. For all Office Versions press ‘2’. For Microsoft hardware such as mouse and keyboard press ‘3’. Press ‘*’ to return to the menu.

Martin: Well here we have nothing… (presses *)

MS Support: Please choose one of the following options. If you are trying or can’t start your Microsoft program, please press ‘1’. If you need help with forgotten passwords for your Microsoft account or Windows Live Services such as outlook.com, one drive or skype, press ‘2’. For technical support, for all Microsoft products, press ‘3’.  For support about subscriptions for Microsoft, payments or account management press ‘4’. If you wish to purchase a Microsoft product, or for pre-purchase questions, press ‘5’. Press ‘*’ to return to the menu, press ‘0’ for the previous menu.

Martin: (waiting to see if additional options will be given after no keypress)

MS Support: Sorry, I didn’t not recognize your choice. To transfer you to the right support channel you must choose one of the right support options. Please choose one of the following options. If you are trying or can’t start your Microsoft program, please press ‘1’. If you need help with forgotten passwords for your Microsoft account or Windows Live Services such as outlook.com, one drive or skype, press ‘2’…

Martin: (presses 2)

MS Support: In case you had issues when trying to access your Microsoft account or forgotten your password press ‘1’. For support with Outlook.com, Skype or other windows live services press ‘2’.

Martin: (presses 2)

Call Drops.

Martin: (laughing) – Yes, option 2 drops the call…

I did not see that one coming.

Duh! They Have a Phone Number

Monday, March 27th, 2017

How did I not think of that before? I’ll just give Microsoft Support a call!

Martin: Ok, we are trying to call Microsoft Support

MS Support: Welcome to Microsoft Support, for support in Hebrew please press ‘1’ for support in English press…

Martin: (presses 1)

MS Support: Welcome to Microsoft. If you have (unidentified) press 9 now or wait in line for additional options.

Martin: The call on Skype is very choppy

MS Support: If you are a home user, please press ‘1’, if you are a business costumer please press ‘2’, if you are a Microsoft partner, please press ‘3’. Please press ‘*’ to return to this menu.

Martin: Are we a home costumer? (presses 1)

MS Support: Please choose one of the following options: If you are trying or can’t start your Microsoft application, press ‘1’. If you need help with forgotten passwords for your Microsoft account or Windows Live services such as outlook.com, one drive and Skype, press ‘2’. For support for all Microsoft products press ‘3’.  For support for Microsoft subscriptions, Payments or account management press ‘4’. If you wish to purchase a Microsoft product, or for pre-purchase questions, press ‘5’.

Martin: Four? (presses 4)

MS Support: Please choose one of the following options: for subscriptions or canceling an account press ‘1’, for subscriptions, applications or questions about payments press ‘2’.  Press ‘*’ to return to the menu, press ‘0’ to return to previous menu.

Martin: (presses 2)

MS Support: Please choose one of the following options: if you are trying or can’t start your Microsoft program press ‘1’, if you need help with forgotten passwords for your Microsoft account or Windows Live services such as outlook.com, one drive and Skype, press ‘2’, for support for all Microsoft produ…

Martin: (presses 2)

MS Support:  If you had problems while trying to access your Microsoft account or for a forgotten password, please press ‘1’. For help with …

Martin: (presses 1)

MS Support:  Because your security is important to us, support for forgotten passwords or problems while trying to access your account are given using a secured web page. Please go to account.live.com/password/reset. I repeat – account.live.com/password/reset, thank you. Press ‘*’ to return to the menu.

Martin: Well, this has been the world fastest support call (hangs). And in case anyone missed that, Tzahi was laughing in the background while hearing this.

As if I did not see that one coming at this point.

Been There Before

Monday, March 27th, 2017

…and guess where the link from Microsoft Support’s tweet takes us?

Microsoft’s online support chat

I don’t even know how to comment on that conversation at this point…

Looks like we’re back to square one again – time to submit another support ticket and another tweet on Twitter.

Salvation is Near!

Monday, March 27th, 2017

It’s only day #2 into the tweet per day campaign and the unbelievable happens – we get a response from Microsoft.

The first response is dull and simply links to the knowledge base article we’ve visited on day #1 – but Tzahi keeps insisting – he points out that in addition to the fact my account is STILL “temporarily suspended”, his account STILL has access to other people’s support tickets which include full names, emails and phone numbers.

It seems that at least the people running Microsoft Support’s twitter page understand the severity of this issue and they instruct Tzahi to contact their “account specialists” as soon as possible!

Social Media Take 3

Sunday, March 26th, 2017

At this point Tzahi suggests a new MO – a daily tweet on Twitter until we finally get a response from Microsoft.

Support The Tech Support

Sunday, March 26th, 2017

4 days, zero communication from Microsoft’s side – good thing we’re persistent.

Seeing as both the Facebook and Twitter attempts were completely ignored, it’s time to try the online support representatives again!

The first lesson we learned today is that if you want to use Microsoft’s online support chat you should be using Internet Explorer, Edge or Firefox. Tzahi likes using Vivaldi for some odd reason – and when you use Vivaldi and possibly other Chromium based browsers, the chat history just disappear at random. That is why the following conversations were only partly documented.

Trying to reconnect…

Hello?

Hello…

Hello?!

Well, apparently Microsoft support is having some connectivity issues… but hey, at least we have another case number to add to the pile!

Let’s try that again:

Ooookay what?!

Microsoft is not willing to communicate by email to emails outside of their own @outlook.com and @hotmail.com domains.

Also, the only way to escalate an issue is by filing a support ticket – which as proven before – simply gets ignored.

The bit missing from this conversation is the part where Tzahi is instructed on how to respond to a support ticket in Microsoft’s system –

There is only one small problem… where is the submit button on this form? And just to clarify, this is how the ticket reply form looks on the latest version of Microsoft Edge.

Social Media Take 2

Saturday, March 25th, 2017

Maybe the fact my account has been “temporarily suspended” for several days does not warrant a quick intervention from Microsoft, but surely once they find out their users’ personal information is compromised they will pay attention and act to resolve the issue quickly.

At least that was the general train of thought when Tzahi decided to try and reach out to Microsoft on Twitter after failing to get any notice through their support system and Facebook.

 

Things Getting Weird

Saturday, March 25th, 2017

Surprise surprise, it’s been close to 24 hours again, and no communication from Microsoft on the support tickets submitted.

I decide to try and look the ticket status online, since this time everything was submitted through Tzahi’s account, and thankfully his account is not yet “temporarily suspended”.

Out of all the support tickets submitted using Tzahi’s account (supposedly 3 in total), only one shows up in the ticket tracking system.

The status on that ticket? CLOSED

The communication on it? NONE

But that’s not the most disturbing thing about this whole incident. So far it’s only REALLY REALLY BAD customer service experience.

The troubling bit is when other people’s support tickets, including sensitive personal information show up on Tzahi’s account in the support portal…

Online Support Attempt #1

Friday, March 24th, 2017

Quickly losing hope I will get any response to my support tickets submitted through the online forms, I decide to try and contact Microsoft support directly.

Fun fact – you can only request a support call for US and Canadian numbers (country code +1).

So after several attempts at reaching a live representative through their online help system, I finally get in contact with a support rep:

The only bit of information I was able to infer from that conversation is that my previous support tickets were indeed being ignored. Not clear on if I should submit a new ticket or not after this conversation, I decide to err on the side of safety and submit a new ticket just in case.

So just to recap – at this point it’s been several days, 2 ignored support tickets and supposedly 2 new support tickets. One of them is SURE to get a response at some point… right?

Please Notice Me Microsoft

Friday, March 24th, 2017

It’s been almost 24 hours since the second support ticket was submitted – this time following all the instructions to the letter – and still no word from Microsoft customer support. No communication what so ever – and at this point Microsoft has multiple email addresses and phone numbers they can use to reach me to resolve this issue.

I am pretty pissed off by now so I decide to go on Facebook and try and get Microsoft’s attention while venting off some steam.

Screencapture of Facebook Post

Ticket #2

Thursday, March 23rd, 2017

At this point I blame myself for not following the Microsoft’s instructions to the letter.

Still, not a big deal. I ask Tzahi, my business partner to use his Microsoft Live account to file a support ticket regarding my account being suspended. The reason I did not get a response within the advertised 24 hours period MUST be because I used the suspended account to create the ticket. Or so I think…

Incident Report Incident

Thursday, March 23rd, 2017

Sure enough, 24 hours come and go and not a single word from Microsoft support regarding my account.

At this point I also realize my home PC is a ticking time bomb which can lock me out of all of my work software in an instant.

I decide to go online and check up on my support ticket at https://support.microsoft.com/my/supportrequests

Only problem with that is that since my account is “temporarily suspended” I can’t access the support ticketing system.

account.live.com

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2017

Thankfully, Notepad++ is not tied to an online account system, so I can still get through the meeting with only slight inconvenience. At this point I do realize I need to do something to “fix the problems with my account”.

Being a nice user, I do as I’m told and log in to https://account.live.com with my account.

I am greeted by the “Account Temporarily Suspended” message posted below. Not going to repost it, only what follows after you click continue in that window.

First thing that happens is that you are redirected to a support entry on temporarily suspended accounts. According to the instructions you need to create a temporary account to file a support ticket and customer support will get back to you within 24 hours.

There’s only one slight temporary problem with creating temporary acccounts:

Well, there’s obviously something wrong with the temporary account system, but maybe if I click the “Contact Support” link it will take me to the proper place I need to go to setup a support account so I can have my issue resolved.

…or not. You can happily submit your ticket with your suspended account even though it clearly states in the instructions you should use a different account.

Well, since the temporary account system doesn’t seem to work, I decide to file the ticket using my suspended account any way. I get a nice confirmation number for my ticket – sadly this screen is not documented since at this point I was still naive enough to believe the issue will be resolved with that single support ticket.

If anyone cares, the ticket number is 1379299794.

Something Went Wrong

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2017

I’m at a friend’s office. We’re discussing projects we’re working on so I take out my laptop to show him my latest work – and that’s when something goes very wrong…

Visual Studio license stale notification splash

The Visual Studio license has gone stale. That much makes sense, the laptop is mostly plugged to the TV in the living room and serves as a media hub. I only use it for work when I’m traveling so it makes sense Visual Studio was not launched on it for several weeks.

I’ll just re-enter my account credentials and get a fresh license for Visual Studio and be on my merry way…

The disinformative windows greeting you when you try to login to your Microsoft account through Visual Studio

…or not. That’s the page I am greeted with after I log in to my account through Visual Studio. Needless to say, once I dismiss this window Visual Studio shuts itself down.

Fix Your Account

Tuesday, March 21st, 2017

I am not yet aware my account has been suspended by Microsoft. The first hint appear in the form of a toast notification popping up every time I log in to Windows on my desktop.

At this point I happily ignore the message and keep going on my daily business.

Toast notification claiming there is something wrong with the account

Your account has been

Monday, March 20th, 2017

Account suspended message